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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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