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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖
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