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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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