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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦
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