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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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