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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Millie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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