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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Lola eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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