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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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