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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Teddy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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