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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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