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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁
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