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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏
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