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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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