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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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