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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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