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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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