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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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