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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Charlie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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