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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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