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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bella eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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