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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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