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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Smeagol eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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