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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Frodo eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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