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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daenerys eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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