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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Voldemort eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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