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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁
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