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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍
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