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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯
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