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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮
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