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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯
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