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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍
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