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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Picard eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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