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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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