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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Spock eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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