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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bob eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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