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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rex eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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