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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rex eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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