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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Roxy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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