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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Piper eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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