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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dixie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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