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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Stella eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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