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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Gus eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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