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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rocky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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