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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sparky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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