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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁
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