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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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