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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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