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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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