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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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