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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Yoda eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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