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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Murphy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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