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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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