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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simpkins eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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