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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Jenkins eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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